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Buddha site celebrates UN status.<\/a><\/p>\n

I suppose I will celebrate too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Buddha site celebrates UN status. I suppose I will celebrate too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-Q","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=8","url_meta":{"origin":52,"position":0},"title":"Satisf-action","date":"6\/11\/2003","format":false,"excerpt":"If she hadn't already, Kate Beckinsale soon will have achieved fan-boy drool-cult status. 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