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When was the last time you were this excited<\/a> about anything?<\/p>\n

After IMing this to Co-worker Christina, her hilarious response was simply: “fuck that. i dont ever want kids if they’re going to be doing some demonic shit like that. Seriously, chill the fuck out.”<\/p>\n

Which is prompting me to remix the video with a shot back and forth from the kid screaming to Christina and a wagging finger. If only I had that kind of time.<\/p>\n

On a side note, parents: always give them the video games last, ok? Learn something from A Christmas Story<\/i>.<\/p>\n

Link lifted from Tremble<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When was the last time you were this excited about anything? After IMing this to Co-worker Christina, her hilarious response was simply: “fuck that. i dont ever want kids if they’re going to be doing some demonic shit like that. Seriously, chill the fuck out.” Which is prompting me to remix the video with a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-8A","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2625,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=2625","url_meta":{"origin":532,"position":0},"title":"Damaged love.","date":"2\/27\/2015","format":false,"excerpt":"From my friend, Christina.","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.steelbuddha.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/10979576_842697265753728_966376107_n-300x300.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":56,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=56","url_meta":{"origin":532,"position":1},"title":"If you want your asses blown out….stay in the room.","date":"2\/20\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"How Jack Black describes the D: Actor, musician, and cult idol ascendant, Jack Black is known for both the characters he portrays on the screen and as one of the forces behind Tenacious D, a rock band\/standup routine that Black has described as \"a Smothers Brothers for the Dungeons and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":719,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=719","url_meta":{"origin":532,"position":2},"title":"Fuck Planet Earth.","date":"2\/11\/2008","format":false,"excerpt":"Delivered unto me by the SS chrab.","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":490,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=490","url_meta":{"origin":532,"position":3},"title":"Chuck D. brings it once again.","date":"2\/7\/2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Make Love, Fuck War, Public Enemy and Moby Fingers in the air like you really give a damn, Peace sign up, let me hear you say \"Yeah!\" Power to the people, put your hands in the air, Peace sign high like you really do care. Rather be sittin' just a\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":492,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=492","url_meta":{"origin":532,"position":4},"title":"Prophets come with many layers.","date":"2\/8\/2006","format":false,"excerpt":"February 2004: Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades February 2005: Gillette Fusion ad debuts at Superbowl XL","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":366,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=366","url_meta":{"origin":532,"position":5},"title":"This is the best way to learn history.","date":"7\/22\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"If World War II Was an RTS, as referred to me by the birthday Czelt. Go make fun of her being old. See also Fuck this website.","rel":"","context":"In "Link Larceny"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}