While clearing spam from my moderation queue, which has been thankfully minimal, I found this comment:<\/p>\n
“Police have been checking vehicles in a zone around the site of the discovery, where poultry movements are restricted.”<\/p>\n
It seemed to have no ulterior motive: no links, no sales-speech, etc. I marked it as spam, since I did not know the name, but if you are the owner of this comment, thank you sincerely for the image and the laugh. I’m sorry to have to moderate you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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