Meanwhile, here are some things that will happen:<\/p>\n
? I will install my G4 Macintosh at home with my KVM switch tonight.<\/p>\n
? Hank “Henry” Rollins will speak to me in that way he does on Sunday night.<\/p>\n
? My friend Bjorn will comment on this post.<\/p>\n
? Email will arrive from my good friend elvira elbertine re: “not paris, but a donkey show…check it.” Despite a burning curiosity, I will refrain from opening it.<\/p>\n
?”Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” returns under the new format. Competitors chosen from the ranks by ABC producers will no longer answer trivia questions, but instead rely on their listening skills by raising their hands when Regis asks, “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?” The number of winners is statistically similar to the original run.<\/p>\n
? Tomorrow, I will have nothing at all amusing to post, so I’ll just steal something from Czelticgirl or BB to make my 4 entry weekly quota.<\/p>\n
Things that won’t happen:<\/p>\n
? World Peace<\/p>\n
? Time Travel<\/p>\n
? My new cube-neighbors will discover courtesy and start wearing headphones rather than splattering their popfeces all over the landscape.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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