{"id":560,"date":"2006-05-11T10:07:15","date_gmt":"2006-05-11T15:07:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=560"},"modified":"2006-05-12T16:59:08","modified_gmt":"2006-05-12T21:59:08","slug":"you-may-have-mistaken-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=560","title":{"rendered":"You may have mistaken me&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a strong interest in astrology, since it at once confirms that people are not really all that unique while allowing one to feel as though they are. So I get my horoscope every day and I compare it to other sources to see the different &#8220;interpretations.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But, you have to doubt the extrasensory abilities of those &#8212; while in possession of all of my personal information &#8212; who still aren&#8217;t clear on my sex.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/blog\/women_astrology.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re right, of course. I am both a giggling girl and a paragon of strength. Still, there is a question of machismo here. While in my deepest stillness I may realize my own likeness to these things, the dichotomy of my Piscean and, indeed, human nature, it is not the place of Astrology Online to call me a giggling little girl. That&#8217;s the kind of talk that&#8217;s gonna find you picking teeth out of your stool, AO.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a strong interest in astrology, since it at once confirms that people are not really all that unique while allowing one to feel as though they are. So I get my horoscope every day and I compare it to other sources to see the different &#8220;interpretations.&#8221; But, you have to doubt the extrasensory [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-92","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":187,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=187","url_meta":{"origin":560,"position":0},"title":"I am guilty of liking Evanescence briefly.","date":"9\/13\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"MHG and I had our anniversary last Friday night at the Mitch Hedberg\/Stephen Lynch extravaganza. 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