Diana lkasdhkf Shimon: born ~ 5:45 p.m., 2\/21\/2004. <\/p>\n
Mother still referring to her as “it” (i.e., “I’m just glad it’s out.”)<\/p>\n
Father’s attempts at normal sardonicism failing in glow of fatherhood. Freak-out conversation in bar in near future expected with 80% probability.<\/p>\n
The Shimon brood expands by one. The world braces itself for domination.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Diana lkasdhkf Shimon: born ~ 5:45 p.m., 2\/21\/2004. Mother still referring to her as “it” (i.e., “I’m just glad it’s out.”) Father’s attempts at normal sardonicism failing in glow of fatherhood. Freak-out conversation in bar in near future expected with 80% probability. The Shimon brood expands by one. 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