{"id":63,"date":"2004-03-03T14:19:39","date_gmt":"2004-03-03T18:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=63"},"modified":"2004-03-03T14:19:39","modified_gmt":"2004-03-03T18:19:39","slug":"can-you-tell-me-how-to-get","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=63","title":{"rendered":"Can you tell me how to get?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was always pretty good at chemistry, making me a perfect candidate to be a Batman archnemesis, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.enzine.cyborgcow.net\/exam\/\">Tim<\/a> is far better.<\/p>\n<p>This link is sponsored by the letter Czelticgirl and the number <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/mefi\/31542\">mefi<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was always pretty good at chemistry, making me a perfect candidate to be a Batman archnemesis, but Tim is far better. 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