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How to Shower<\/a> [youtube, mildly NSFW]<\/p>\n

Oh, for the love of… I’m away for two weeks, and everything I see is already OFN. I’m sorry internet, for failing you. Things just have been in a state of rebirth and that leaves little time for net-spelunking.<\/p>\n

I’ll be back with you in a moment. Just let me clear my head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

How to Shower [youtube, mildly NSFW] Oh, for the love of… I’m away for two weeks, and everything I see is already OFN. I’m sorry internet, for failing you. Things just have been in a state of rebirth and that leaves little time for net-spelunking. I’ll be back with you in a moment. 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