{"id":642,"date":"2007-02-27T10:24:15","date_gmt":"2007-02-27T15:24:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=642"},"modified":"2007-02-28T14:20:24","modified_gmt":"2007-02-28T19:20:24","slug":"we-would-make-the-perfect-pair-rather-like-my-thighs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=642","title":{"rendered":"We would make the perfect pair, rather like my thighs."},"content":{"rendered":"

Last night, I auditioned for Disney’s Beauty and the Beast<\/em> with the Lakeland Players<\/a> [not the greatest website, I know].<\/p>\n

I have a good feeling about it; I nailed the audition (so far as I know) and was one of only two men there, one of whom could not have been more than 18. The director had her husband playing some roles to fill space and even asked for us to suggest more men for the male roles.<\/p>\n

So, my relative inexperience will soon be lessened significantly, if all goes as hoped.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Last night, I auditioned for Disney’s Beauty and the Beast with the Lakeland Players [not the greatest website, I know]. I have a good feeling about it; I nailed the audition (so far as I know) and was one of only two men there, one of whom could not have been more than 18. 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