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For the economical ninja.
\nAmazon.com: Folding Grappling Hook Ninja Gear: Sports & Outdoors<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For the economical ninja. Amazon.com: Folding Grappling Hook Ninja Gear: Sports & Outdoors<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-ao","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":470,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=470","url_meta":{"origin":644,"position":0},"title":"NINJA New York","date":"1\/16\/2006","format":false,"excerpt":"A restaurant for the rest of us, as told by the legendary Tim McKee. 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