A nice little bit of IM fun from my day:<\/p>\n
Most-Honoured Girlfriend:<\/strong> i got apples, pears, grapes and meat & cheese for sandwiches A nice little bit of IM fun from my day: Most-Honoured Girlfriend: i got apples, pears, grapes and meat & cheese for sandwiches Most-Honoured Girlfriend: (and mike & cereal) Steelbuddha: You got Mike? Steelbuddha: At the store? Most-Honoured Girlfriend: yes, in the dairy csae Steelbuddha: Weird. What do you suppose he was doing there? 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\nMost-Honoured Girlfriend:<\/strong> (and mike & cereal)
\nSteelbuddha:<\/strong> You got Mike?
\nSteelbuddha:<\/strong> At the store?
\nMost-Honoured Girlfriend:<\/strong> yes, in the dairy csae
\nSteelbuddha:<\/strong> Weird. What do you suppose he was doing there?
\nMost-Honoured Girlfriend:<\/strong> he was chillin’
\nSteelbuddha:<\/strong> High-five, Rick!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"