I’m making my first merch. A t-shirt it will be, with the simple declaration on the front, “Jesus was a Jew.”<\/p>\n
Any person offended by this, anyone who says anything besides “Nice shirt” or something similar, would be revealing themselves for the brain-void that they are.<\/p>\n
“What are you saying?” “I’m saying Jesus was a Jew.” “But what do you mean by that?” “Um…I think I have a bus to catch. Why don’t you use that unworked muscle between your ears for a few seconds and get back to me?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I’m making my first merch. A t-shirt it will be, with the simple declaration on the front, “Jesus was a Jew.” Any person offended by this, anyone who says anything besides “Nice shirt” or something similar, would be revealing themselves for the brain-void that they are. “What are you saying?” “I’m saying Jesus was a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-16","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":18,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=18","url_meta":{"origin":68,"position":0},"title":"If theology were T-shirts","date":"10\/16\/2003","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm totally with this, but it's almost too obvious a viewpoint to be on a T-shirt. 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