{"id":689,"date":"2007-11-12T17:53:57","date_gmt":"2007-11-12T22:53:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=689"},"modified":"2007-11-12T17:53:57","modified_gmt":"2007-11-12T22:53:57","slug":"poor-hamster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=689","title":{"rendered":"Poor Hamster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From Jed comes this folk classic.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/poorhamster.ytmnd.com\/\">YTMND &#8211; Poor Hamster!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Jed comes this folk classic. 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