{"id":708,"date":"2008-01-03T14:06:56","date_gmt":"2008-01-03T19:06:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=708"},"modified":"2008-01-03T14:14:17","modified_gmt":"2008-01-03T19:14:17","slug":"ia-ia-spam-fthagn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=708","title":{"rendered":"Ia! Ia! Spam Fthagn!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Perhaps it’s due to my recent Lovecraftian splurge — in just the last few days, I’ve busted open Arkham Horror<\/a>, Dark Corners of the Earth<\/a>, and my friend’s latest novel (although even he admits it more in the style of Stephen King than his previous) — but the spam below has horrific underpinnings, as though it were written by a cruel, arcane intelligence. The proximity of the words feline, cirrhosis, postmortem, fecal, pregnancy, nightmares and quarantine, along with the obtuse and alien words interspersed, casts an eerie greenish patina over the simple links held within it.<\/p>\n

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Perhaps it’s due to my recent Lovecraftian splurge — in just the last few days, I’ve busted open Arkham Horror, Dark Corners of the Earth, and my friend’s latest novel (although even he admits it more in the style of Stephen King than his previous) — but the spam below has horrific underpinnings, as though […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-bq","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":258,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=258","url_meta":{"origin":708,"position":0},"title":"So far, no good.","date":"2\/24\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"New style is forthcoming, but I wanted the new version to be running. Of course, now the spammers are back in. Update 1: Installed latest version of WP-blacklist. Waiting 1 hour to check spam count. Update 2: In 30 minutes, I had 4 spam comments. Unacceptable. Renaming comment-related pages to\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Self-service"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":46,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=46","url_meta":{"origin":708,"position":1},"title":"I’m killing my eyes, Danny!","date":"2\/5\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"I would be lax in my duties to bring you the best bits of my day in the form of links if I did not post this. So, here's my advertisement for the latest Czelticgirl post. Be warned. What you're about to see may shock you. The Madonna Inn post.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Link Larceny"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":536,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=536","url_meta":{"origin":708,"position":2},"title":"Just more freedoms rescinded.","date":"4\/24\/2006","format":false,"excerpt":"While clearing spam from my moderation queue, which has been thankfully minimal, I found this comment: \"Police have been checking vehicles in a zone around the site of the discovery, where poultry movements are restricted.\" It seemed to have no ulterior motive: no links, no sales-speech, etc. I marked it\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":327,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=327","url_meta":{"origin":708,"position":3},"title":"Winner of the World’s Greatest Spam mug.","date":"6\/12\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Need I say more?","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":454,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=454","url_meta":{"origin":708,"position":4},"title":"The spam is entitled “playground metempsychoses”","date":"12\/22\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"... and it contains a price list for Viagra and Cialis. Touch\u00e9, spammer. I think you've hit on somethng there.","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":515,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=515","url_meta":{"origin":708,"position":5},"title":"Mixed media: blog and spam.","date":"2\/27\/2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Bill stammered. \"But you are a sadist, a pervert, a beast, a creature, a thing, a murderer . . .\" Only interested in one thing, a niiiiiiight of xard L0vee!","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}