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<\/p>\nNon-sequitir title aside, my company rules. At our awesome party this weekend, we were each given an iPod Touch. We were also given the option of trading it in for in-store credit. Therefore, I am proud to present:<\/p>\n
Me with my new iPhone. Total cost? $130 if you include the new data plan and the screen protector.<\/p>\n
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Yeah, bitches.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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