IM convo with alfalfa martini:<\/p>\n
AM:heh heh….you lead a double life<\/p>\n
SB: I’m like Batman, only poor and fat.<\/p>\n
AM: so, does that make Clare Robin, or Alfred?<\/p>\n
SB: Robin. I have sex with Clare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
IM convo with alfalfa martini: AM:heh heh….you lead a double life SB: I’m like Batman, only poor and fat. AM: so, does that make Clare Robin, or Alfred? SB: Robin. 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SB: Gary Coleman with a voice bubble saying \"Huzzah!\" makes me laugh. Bjorn Nelson: has that happened? SB: It has. Right here on my IM. BN: but is it tangible? SB: It's amenable. BN: man, photoshop that shiite SB:Direct Instant Message session started BN: hahaha SB: Good times.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Best of the Buddha"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":78,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=78","url_meta":{"origin":73,"position":3},"title":"But really, I’m just a shadow of my formerly magnificent machismo.","date":"3\/17\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"From alfalfa martini: Are these trees also dangerous? You are a forest shadow. Your essence is that of the tree or beast that casts you upon the earth. 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