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If she hadn’t already, Kate Beckinsale soon will have achieved fan-boy drool-cult status. I know she’s high on my list; hopefully she’ll keep doing things like Cold Comfort Farm<\/a>. Though I suppose a talent like hers is more fully realized through convention appearances and Maxim magazine cover shoots. That sounds bitter; I’m probably just jealous that my semi-arcane (U.S. side) Kate Beckinsale fandom which almost exploded beyond my control with Brokedown Palace and Serendipity, will now be relegated to a simple gamer “next chick in vinyl pants please” masturbation fantasy.<\/p>\n

Anyway, this<\/a> should be fun. And she is hot, after all…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If she hadn’t already, Kate Beckinsale soon will have achieved fan-boy drool-cult status. I know she’s high on my list; hopefully she’ll keep doing things like Cold Comfort Farm. Though I suppose a talent like hers is more fully realized through convention appearances and Maxim magazine cover shoots. 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