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You do not want to piss this woman off. I’m less afraid of a phone-wielding, shaven-head, drooling Bruce Willis than this woman. And I’m afraid of that other thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I ripped this stuff off from other people, but baby, its the best I can do. I want the kids to have a Christmas. Stop making movies. We don’t need anymore. You do not want to piss this woman off. I’m less afraid of a phone-wielding, shaven-head, drooling Bruce Willis than this woman. 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