{"id":85,"date":"2004-03-29T12:58:55","date_gmt":"2004-03-29T16:58:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=85"},"modified":"2004-03-29T12:58:55","modified_gmt":"2004-03-29T16:58:55","slug":"invitation-to-the-justice-league-forthcoming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=85","title":{"rendered":"Invitation to the Justice League forthcoming."},"content":{"rendered":"

Story below lifted from Applegeeks’<\/a> Emily Adamo:<\/p>\n

“My baby brother turned 5 this St. Patty’s Day. Dude, that’s all of the fingers on one hand that’s had no accidents. He will proudly thrust his palm in your direction to demonstrate just how old he is.<\/p>\n

He was opening some of his belated presents yesterday and and one of them was a big Superman figure and the other was a big Batman figure(from yours truly). I figured it was time to confront him with the question. Yes folks, THE question.<\/p>\n

‘If there was a fight between Batman and Superman who would win?”‘
\nHis little brow began to knit when suddenly, the light turned on. He turned to me excitedly and said…<\/p>\n

‘ME!’<\/p>\n

So, there’s a five year old’s perspective on the issue, folks. If Batman and Superman started fighting, my baby brother would show up and kick BOTH of their behinds.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Story below lifted from Applegeeks’ Emily Adamo: “My baby brother turned 5 this St. Patty’s Day. Dude, that’s all of the fingers on one hand that’s had no accidents. He will proudly thrust his palm in your direction to demonstrate just how old he is. He was opening some of his belated presents yesterday and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-1n","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":499,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=499","url_meta":{"origin":85,"position":0},"title":"And that is terrible.","date":"2\/10\/2006","format":false,"excerpt":"More comic book moments that should never have happened: Batman: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Thanks to MHG's asshole brother for the links.","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":63,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=63","url_meta":{"origin":85,"position":1},"title":"Can you tell me how to get?","date":"3\/3\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"I was always pretty good at chemistry, making me a perfect candidate to be a Batman archnemesis, but Tim is far better. This link is sponsored by the letter Czelticgirl and the number mefi.","rel":"","context":"In "Link Larceny"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":73,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=73","url_meta":{"origin":85,"position":2},"title":"Holy Pedarast! It’s the Catholic Church!","date":"3\/12\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"IM convo with alfalfa martini: AM:heh heh....you lead a double life SB: I'm like Batman, only poor and fat. AM: so, does that make Clare Robin, or Alfred? SB: Robin. I have sex with Clare.","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":335,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=335","url_meta":{"origin":85,"position":3},"title":"Swear to ME!","date":"6\/21\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"I'm wicked busy this week, but I saw Batman Begins twice on opening weekend. That should give you some inkling of how incredibly good it is.","rel":"","context":"In "Too Little Too Late Reviews"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":240,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=240","url_meta":{"origin":85,"position":4},"title":"So, Space Tree","date":"2\/7\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"Space Tree is pretty good. I like the transitions in particular. Blatantly ripped off from PVP, whose got a link over on da right, dere. I also nicked a link from MetaFilter when they weren't looking. It's about Superman being a dick, kinda, and it reminds me of greater days\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Link Larceny"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":2948,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=2948","url_meta":{"origin":85,"position":5},"title":"Good video games","date":"8\/15\/2016","format":false,"excerpt":"This is a journal prompt to make a list. So, here are 5\u00c2\u00a0video games to which I refer often when people ask me if video games are art (actually, they never ask that; they just ask what my favorites are. This is mostly in descending order of awesome. Mostly. Undertale\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=85"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/85\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=85"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=85"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=85"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}