{"id":86,"date":"2004-03-29T13:50:36","date_gmt":"2004-03-29T17:50:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=86"},"modified":"2004-03-29T13:50:36","modified_gmt":"2004-03-29T17:50:36","slug":"smell-that-thats-change","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=86","title":{"rendered":"Smell that? That’s change."},"content":{"rendered":"

This steelbuddha thing had its merits, to be sure, but an online moniker needs to be closer to the personality behind it. Although I’ve got the makings of a buddha forged from iron alloys, I think it more appropriate that you all refer to me by my newly realized pseudonym, Whiskers Merryweather<\/a>.<\/p>\n

By the by, rumandmonkey.com is simply the most perfect domain name I’ve heard to date.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This steelbuddha thing had its merits, to be sure, but an online moniker needs to be closer to the personality behind it. Although I’ve got the makings of a buddha forged from iron alloys, I think it more appropriate that you all refer to me by my newly realized pseudonym, Whiskers Merryweather. By the by, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-1o","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":160,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=160","url_meta":{"origin":86,"position":0},"title":"Someday I’ll be pretty…","date":"7\/16\/2004","format":false,"excerpt":"All right. I'm not going to bore you with the details. What I've been doing would reduce your respect for the Buddha in so many ways. For one, I have been to Sears. You see? 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