{"id":91,"date":"2004-04-05T11:05:12","date_gmt":"2004-04-05T15:05:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=91"},"modified":"2004-04-05T11:05:12","modified_gmt":"2004-04-05T15:05:12","slug":"typewriter-monkey-shakespeare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"Typewriter monkey Shakespeare"},"content":{"rendered":"

Could you combine the following concepts into an email?<\/p>\n

inexplicable seance phd scribners smash higgins dandy razzle supra inward malconduct wearisome grownup exert minerva acidic copperas cyclades asphyxiate fortify coolheaded monkey babe gershwin x thorstein electrify endgame unicorn indicant<\/p>\n

If not, I don’t think you should scold Felicity K. Inconsistency as this was only the subject<\/i> of her email to me. People think of these missives as spam, but the enlightened realize the true message of these mailing list prophets. Open your minds to the possibilities of random genius.<\/p>\n

Incidentally, I don’t know if it’s coincidence that the word “monkey”<\/a> appears so often in these teachings. And, if nothing else, it’s a free and easy way to generate band names.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Could you combine the following concepts into an email? inexplicable seance phd scribners smash higgins dandy razzle supra inward malconduct wearisome grownup exert minerva acidic copperas cyclades asphyxiate fortify coolheaded monkey babe gershwin x thorstein electrify endgame unicorn indicant If not, I don’t think you should scold Felicity K. Inconsistency as this was only the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-1t","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":287,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=287","url_meta":{"origin":91,"position":0},"title":"MetaFilter knows which style is best.","date":"3\/25\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"My translation isn't perfect, but I'm pretty certain that the announcers are saying, \"OMG WTF is the monkey doing??!?!11\" Monkey vs. tigers [embedded video]","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":322,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=322","url_meta":{"origin":91,"position":1},"title":"Run test pattern 7. The one with the monkey.","date":"5\/26\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"I just haven't had anything worth saying.","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":592,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=592","url_meta":{"origin":91,"position":2},"title":"Affordable art.","date":"8\/30\/2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Went in search of monkey news (ya f---) and found this. Interesting. Tom Judd's Once-A-Week","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":712,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=712","url_meta":{"origin":91,"position":3},"title":"The heartwarming tale of a man and his monkey.","date":"1\/14\/2008","format":false,"excerpt":"From Czeltic Girl, an indescribable new medium for art: Biertijd.com \/\/ Media \u00c2\u00bb Damon Scott & Bubbles","rel":"","context":"In "Found Art"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":1120,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=1120","url_meta":{"origin":91,"position":4},"title":"Monkey does.","date":"1\/13\/2010","format":false,"excerpt":"I was staring at this. I was not in the best of moods, and it struck me as apropos. It is the business card of Jules Mann, whose beautiful art can be purchased here.","rel":"","context":"In "Ennui"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.steelbuddha.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/01\/monkey.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":253,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=253","url_meta":{"origin":91,"position":5},"title":"BB comes through with the awesome.","date":"2\/18\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"The true adventures of Chad, the guy who was so into Super Monkey Ball Deluxe that he decided to live in a ball. Not to be confused with other Chads. Link emailed to me by BB.","rel":"","context":"In "Link Larceny"","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/38"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}