{"id":93,"date":"2004-04-06T14:48:01","date_gmt":"2004-04-06T18:48:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=93"},"modified":"2004-04-06T14:48:01","modified_gmt":"2004-04-06T18:48:01","slug":"heaven-is-in-a-cows-butt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=93","title":{"rendered":"Heaven is in a cow’s butt."},"content":{"rendered":"

Do you know Bill Hicks<\/a>? You really should. You know that comedian that you idolize, whose genius gets you through the cold desert nights? Guess what? I’ll bet he\/she thanks Bill Hicks on their album.<\/p>\n

Get Rant in E-Minor. You will not be sorry. And say a prayer, read a poem, or yell at a pedestrian in memory of ol’ Bill, eh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Do you know Bill Hicks? You really should. You know that comedian that you idolize, whose genius gets you through the cold desert nights? Guess what? I’ll bet he\/she thanks Bill Hicks on their album. Get Rant in E-Minor. You will not be sorry. And say a prayer, read a poem, or yell at a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-1v","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":565,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=565","url_meta":{"origin":93,"position":0},"title":"Girl, 11, will be Britain’s youngest mother","date":"5\/12\/2006","format":false,"excerpt":"Girl, 11, will be Britain's youngest mother | the Daily Mail The girl smokes 20 cigarettes a day despite being eight months' pregnant. 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