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\nCry
\nSleep
\nbreakdance
\nexercise
\nchill
\nrelax
\nair guitar
\nspin
\nshoot gun
\ntouch toes
\njumping jacks
\nclean up
\nleave
\nFly
\nwatch tv
\nsit
\ndie
\nbathroom
\nread
\ndance
\nlight
\nfight
\nsex
\negg
\nair guitar
\nspin
\nshoot gun
\ntouch toes
\njumping jacks
\nclean up
\nleave
\nsing
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