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They may as well cancel NASCAR, because this is the biggest and most horrific car wreck<\/a> anyone will ever* see on television.<\/p>\n

Mr. T and the Muppets* could not be reached for comment.<\/p>\n

* – and by ever, I mean never.
\n** – band name?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They may as well cancel NASCAR, because this is the biggest and most horrific car wreck anyone will ever* see on television. Mr. T and the Muppets* could not be reached for comment. * – and by ever, I mean never. ** – band name?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p73iP8-1A","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":332,"url":"http:\/\/www.steelbuddha.net\/?p=332","url_meta":{"origin":98,"position":0},"title":"What I lack in indie cred, I make up for in knowledge of obscure role-playing game rules.","date":"6\/17\/2005","format":false,"excerpt":"So, anyone ever heard of this band, Sleater-Kinney? 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