Giants come and giants go
and they leave their mark on the foot-filled snow
I follow, losing faith as I go
I can’t fill the holes where my feet should go

Going nowhere, leaving nothing, doing nothing wrong

but I’m not giving all there is to give
still I do have big things I believe in
I’m no giant, but I’ll walk tall if I
keep climbing, keep climbing

Redwood falls as another grows
and they pass it on ’til the last one goes
If I knew how to love as they do
I would never stop growing into you

Going nowhere, leaving nothing, maybe just this song

but I’m not giving all there is to give
still I do have big things I believe in
I’m no giant, but I’ll walk tall if I
keep fighting, keep fighting

– Tracy Bonham, I’m No Giant

My friend, Jessica Frantal — who will no doubt be on Project Runway next time, Gadget — was featured, on the cover of the Metro section no less, in the Journal-Sentinel today with her latest designs. Much praise, Hey-soo-kah.

“Students won’t find out who won what for a couple of weeks, but as the jurors huddled to pick the winners, it was clear Frantal was a hit.”

JS Online: Designers try to make cut

I had the good fortune of stumbling across a beautiful Christopher Walken sketch at my hotel room for my cousin’s wedding on Saturday. Here, my friends: drink in Walken’s magnificence.

It makes me giggle with glee. Any man who can do an entire show for people just reading from cue-cards (news anchors don’t make me laugh typically, so they don’t count) is a mad genius.

From this place.

J: Your pardon; did I break thy concentration?
Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still.
Allow me then to offer a response.
Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray.

B: What?

J: What country dost thou hail from?

B: What?

J: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What?
I know but naught of thy fair country What.
What language speak they in the land of What?
(more…)

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Just sending out some good vibes to my friend, Jessica Frantal, who is currently auditioning for Project Runway. Go out there and make me envious, lady. If there’s a public vote or something, get her on TV. You won’t regret it; she’s talented and fun, to say the very least.

(And no, despite my own gullibility today, this is not an April Fool’s prank).

I enjoyed this speech.

Considering where the unfortunate actor met his end, this strikes me as inappropriate.

This deserves your attention. As sent to me by the Attack of Zack.

summons_song.mov (video/quicktime Object)

As sent to me by the great Jeffron Hendrix, a study in the humour of exception.

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