Hell’s gonna have all the good albums. And, perhaps similarly, Liberals have the better T-shirts. Ugh.

Battling Terrorism.

Letters to Walken

Another to add to the list of dailies.

The Shape of Days

I found the titles of movies I have with me at work today (I will be working very late on a project I despise) to be very telling. Maybe you can guess why:

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Dark City
Into the Woods
The Mummy
Pi
The Boondock Saints
The Big Lebowski

They sort of tell a little story about my life when put in that order.

The grim and intriguing story of Michael Malloy.

But, a post like this comes once in a lifetime (if you’ll pardon the language).

Talking Head Vibrators. [all links NSFW, adult content]

A sample from Big Tony, and some other samples.

And for the narcissist, Make Your Own Recording.

How did I come across this, you may ask? Now, I will pardon your language. But a co-worker was on a lunch outing with someone who let slip that he was involved with this company. Curiosity raged and everyone had to find out more. Eventually, one of us found this portfolio site and we knew we had struck gold.

Apparently, the fella was a little too forthcoming and open on this outing, revealing not only his vibrator business but that he was once on Elimidate, impresses girls with his cooking either on the first date or as an apology when he blows them off, and loves “dumb Milwaukee girls.” The co-worker unfortunately trapped with this individual was obviously insulted. “I’m not even from Milwaukee,” she said, with a due sense of irony.

Subversive lego t-shirts are now on my list of objects of my desire.

A nearly unrecognizable build of osCommerce, too, which is impressive and right up my alley. Bravo, Kego Tees.

Czeltic Girl clued me in as Something Awful makes with the funny yet again.

Something Awful: Mixed up Movies

If you’re a geek — and I am — then these lads and ladies have some funny filmed vignettes to tickle your fancy.

Pure Pwnage

“Hot Shot City” “WoW is a Feeling” and “FPS Doug” are particularly good.