I’ve installed WP-Blacklist, so sonny@moonlightshadow.us and lilo@suddenenlightenment.us can stop with the zen poker comments. You’re welcome, fuckers. Any people who read this and know how to make hell for people via email, feel free to bomb these jackasses off the face of the planet.

With love,
Me.

What’s great about Crossfire is that they’re grilling Jon Stewart for not asking hard-hitting questions on his comedy show, and then trying to downplay his opinions by saying he’s not funny on that “debate” show. And he’s the only one who realizes it’s ridiculous. The transcript even comes across as Jon Stewart and some idiot partisans who think they’re funny.

You can also take it in as iFilm, but be warned that the site has more chatter on it than an oak tree covered in McDonald’s fries. You know, ’cause of the squirrels. And their love of grease. Ask Czeltic Girl.

“He’s takin’ the piss, he’s takin’ the piss.”

“You’re a gentleman,” they used to say to him. “You shouldn’t have gone murdering people with a hatchet; that’s no occupation for a gentleman.”

Possibly the greatest commentary on modern politics. Possibly not.

Can anyone who has seen Dr. Zhivago explain to me if Netflix is trying to make fun of me? I have not seen it, nor am I familiar with Russian history or culture, but i would think the word “manquake” would have somehow reached my ears as an adolescent.

Er, yeah. Perhaps the director should follow his own advice from the end of this video. Because, I for one, was disturbed.

Link distributed by MeFi, in association with Czeltic Girl.

SPOILER: I did not EVER need to know about Carl Lewis’ mature white woman fetish. But this director determined it should be the climax of the video. And I use that term loosely and a bit embarrassingly.

I dig this song; it’s catchy and the video is certainly cleaver. *Cryptkeeper laugh*

I’ve seen this elsewhere, but today I posted it for Tim McKee and for prosperity.

Also, a late announcement: MHG, she has a blog that is slowly being pieced together between our viewings of Buffy episodes. She calls it Raggedy Android and it threatens to be the coolest thing ever. Cooler than Snoopy in that WWI pilot gear, cooler than Thulsa Doom, cooler even…than the movie Sidekicks*.

No, seriously it will be a worthy read, as it already has proven. Go peruse now, you ignorant bastard.

Bonus geek quotient points if one know the connection between Thulsa Doom and Sidekicks, which only revealed itself after I looked for the links.

As a hardened webbie, I can be difficult to impress, but some people still have amazing ideas about what this medium can do. Jed Wards is to the web what … some explorer who found cool shit … is to … some cool shit.

Also impressive are these crazy French superhero guys.

Fair warning to those with slow connections: I will hunt you down and perform mad Clockwork Orange experiments on you until you step out of the Dark Ages and accept broadband as your lord and master. Stop slowing the progress of humanity, you excrement.

Czeltic Girl still has not done her “About” page. Then again, neither have I. We both did this list, though (credit: she did it first of us, and she found it at Vidiot’s blog). My 100 things, plus this new thing, should give you a good idea of why you should talk to me from a distance and avoid eye contact.

Items in italics indicate that they apply to me.

01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink (I’m not cheap, I’ve just never had the reason and the money at the same time).
02. Swam with wild dolphins
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. Been inside the Great Pyramid
06. Held a tarantula.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone (plenty of showers, though. ;) )
08. Said “I love you” and meant it
09. Hugged a tree
10. Done a striptease

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Dress your kids like idiots and you can be certain they will someday be famous. The abused find fame one way or another.