Everyone I know could probably use a little time with this card game, but Czelticgirl most of all. Be sure to check out the “art.”

If anyone can think of something cooler than a Bruce Lee fight remixer complete with music and stylized type of goofy kung fu lines, then that person can collect several hundred words of praise from me gratis. Seriously, that just oozes cool.

From Linus, and not Czelticgirl.

I got an email today that gave me false hopes. You see, the sender was Scotsman V. Drunks, but when I opened the email all I saw were Viagra advertisements. Damn, I was hoping to see some Scotsman headbutt a bunch of inebriated rednecks or something. What ever happened to truth in advertising?

There are probably 100 things people who read this site (even if they are close friends) don’t know (about me, the site, etc.) and might want to. This will probably be a rotating feature somewhere at some point. And I will likely edit and edit this as I get sick of my own description. For now, due to low creativity and passion, it will be a simple post.
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Defies explanation. Wriggles its fingers at you and dares you to click.

This is juvenile and will make you ashamed, but it’s like that time you went out at night jumping on people’s rooves (roofs – Czelticgirl) and scaring the shit out of them by howling like raving madmen when they came out to their garage. In five years’ time, you’ll wonder how you could ever be so childish, and in ten years’ time, you’ll lament over how punk rock you were and how bourgeois you’ve become.

So this is what happens when the National Endowment for the Arts reaches rock bottom.

I cannot imagine what marijuana creates this sort of idiotic juxtaposition, “NASCAR Ballet centers around 20 ballet and modern dancers (who represent cars) who circle a forty foot horseshoe track that banks around the corner complete with break away railings,” but when they came down from that admittedly amazing high, why did they not stop themselves? It’s funny for you, but why make the rest of us suffer your inside joke?

I’m reminded of The Dude’s landlord from The Big Lebowski, only that guy had more artistic integrity, and was likely far more entertaining.

Possession is 9/10s of the law. The other 1/10 is intent to sell.

Did you know about Lindsayism? I will elaborate:

1. That little flash bit at the top is the perfect use of flash: to augment a website subtly. That little flash bit is also impressively illustrated.

2. She is informed and witty, which is rare in any type of free entertainment and rarer still in bloggers.

3. Maud Newton reads her.

Nuff said.

They may as well cancel NASCAR, because this is the biggest and most horrific car wreck anyone will ever* see on television.

Mr. T and the Muppets* could not be reached for comment.

* – and by ever, I mean never.
** – band name?

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