I would be lax in my duties to bring you the best bits of my day in the form of links if I did not post this. So, here’s my advertisement for the latest Czelticgirl post. Be warned. What you’re about to see may shock you.
Seriously, Clive Barker’s nightmares cringe when they see this.
I think their webmaster is playing a little joke on them.
Put these choice phrases from this page together with the URL and you can write your own punchline:
“Make a joyful noise unto the Lord.”
“Great adult options.”
Like this one: “Hey, at least there were no typos; it could have been ‘fist.'”
They must realized the second installment was missing some things, because Samonosuke has returned to Onimusha.
The trailer makes my nerdy little hands tremble and my thumbpads already rue the day.
The fact that I can find this shit on iTunes, but not the new Firewater disc, or even any full Sondheim musicals makes me wonder why I like iTunes at all frankly. That tune with him and Journey, however, is a gem for the ages.
Fully restored Lord of the Rings clip from the upcoming ultra-extendo DVD series.
For dial-up users, I would recommend taking your business elsewhere. That link isn’t worth your valuable time. Better stick to hamster dance.
Just one reason why Dong Resin is every blogger’s hero:
Where Did Howard Dean’s Money Go?
I’ve been desperate to post this geek Venn diagram for some time. I forget where it’s from, but whoever made it, thank you.
Also, I think a simple WTF? suffices here.
I notice Radio got slighted by the Oscar people.
(With apologies to smaller people).
An IM with Czelticgirl about this yielded the following regrettable conversation:
SB: Seems like exploitation. “Look at the freaks! they have different genetic makeup!”
CG: Look at the freaks try to get a date!
SB: And midget porn sales WILL spike. I guarantee
CG: Just wait — if this show does well, its star’s gonna get a call from Playgirl.
SB: “I wish I had a girl like Missy on ‘Joe Dwarf'” Maybe a cameo from Gimli?
CG: Missy? Ooh — and we’ve found a new calling for hobbits!
SB: Missy is just a random woman’s name. Popular among the little people. (I’m lying; I know nothing about that section of our population.)
CG: Oh, sure. Right. Like you just guessed about the midget porn.
SB: Not at all. I can trace the thought train on how midget porn hits the mainstream due to this show with relative ease. I did note the spike when Total Recall was released.
CG: You’re a midget porn distributor in your spare time, ain’tcha? I can tell.
SB: I have a tracking collar on the midget porn industry.
CG: you scare me.
SB: I scare myself sometimes.
Sometimes, I feel like Rusty.
This weather (it’s -30 outside of my building today) only makes me believe that humans should take a hint from other large mammals.
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