Steelbuddha: I just thought of a funny conversation that someone could have. “I’m having a Rhinestone day.” “What’s that?” “It’s a day where I would rather watch Rhinestone back to back for nine hours than actually work. Do you hear what I’m saying? I would rather watch Sylvester Stallone. Sing. Country Music.”

Czeltic Girl: Oh, it’s definitely a Rhinestone day. Hell, it’s a Steven Segal Film Fest day.

Steelbuddha: No, no. You’re not understanding this. Watching Steven Seagal films at least involves violence, and occasionally nudity. Rhinestone culminates in Sly Stallone singing country music.

Czeltic Girl: Yes, but I’d rather watch Sly try to sing than Segal try to act.

Steelbuddha: Wow. I underestimated your pain tolerance.

Czeltic Girl: So many do.